Piada Interna

If I had a million dollars
Well, I′d buy you a house
And if I had a million dollars
I′d buy you furniture for your house - maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman
And if I had a million dollars
Well, I′d buy you a K-Car - a nice Reliant automobile
And if I had a million dollars I′d buy your love

If I had a million dollars
I′d build a tree fort in our yard
If I had a million dollars
You could help, it wouldn′t be that hard
If I had a million dollars
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere

If I had a million dollars
Well, I′d buy you a fur coat - but not a real fur coat, that′s cruel
And if I had a million dollars
Well, I′d buy you an exotic pet - yep, like a llama or an emu
And if I had a million dollars
Well, I′d buy you John Merrick′s remains - ooh, all them crazy elephant bones
And if I had a million dollars I′d buy your love

If I had a million dollars
We wouldn′t have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
We′d take a limousine ′cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn′t have to eat Kraft Dinner

If I had a million dollars
Well, I′d buy you a green dress - but not a real green dress, that's cruel
And if I had a million dollars
Well, I′d buy you some art - a Picasso or a Garfunkel
If I had a million dollars
Well, I′d buy you a monkey - haven′t you always wanted a monkey
If I had a million dollars I′d buy your love

If I had a million dollars,
If I had a million dollars,
If I had a million dollars, I′d be rich

(Barenaked Ladies)